1,000 resumés, Mr. Jeffrey Green, 53, of Placentia, California? I mean, really? Since January? Even assuming you were laid off on January 1st that’s averaging 15 resumés a day, seven days a week. 100 job sites? Are you sure? I can’t even find you on LinkedIn. I think The New York Times got owned on this one. P.S. Unless you pronounce it “ray-zoom-ay”, it’s resumé, not résumé. The second one is just showboating that you know how to access the grave accent on your keyboard.

1,000 resumés, Mr. Jeffrey Green, 53, of Placentia, California? I mean, really? Since January? Even assuming you were laid off on January 1st that’s averaging 15 resumés a day, seven days a week.

100 job sites? Are you sure? I can’t even find you on LinkedIn.

I think The New York Times got owned on this one.

P.S. Unless you pronounce it “ray-zoom-ay”, it’s resumé, not résumé. The second one is just showboating that you know how to access the grave accent on your keyboard.