Fuck, you don’t need to travel all the way to New York City to experience this kind of excess and hypocrisy. Celilo, a fancy restaurant in Hood River that is largely open-air during the summer, does just this.

They also pride themselves on being “committed to a healthy and sustainable future.” Their words, not mine. Sure, they may air-condition a city block on a 100° day, but that’s excusable because they compost their coffee grounds and use unbleached paper.