"The spot features a pint-sized Darth Vader who uses the Force when he discovers the all-new 2012 Passat in the driveway. It leverages humor and the unforgettable Star Wars™ score to create an emotional commercial."

YouTube Description for Volkswagen Commercial: The Force

Cute commercial, sure. Whatever.

But can someone please tell me when we all stopped writing for humans, and started authoring tortured prose for search engines?