Hello! We have a lovely small couch (née loveseat (née sofa)) that we would love to sell to you for a fair price. It has served us well for a few years, but lately it has been whispering delicate words in our ears as to its desire to see other people.
The couch measures 58 inches wide, 36 inches deep, and 29 inches tall at its tallest point. It is small but mighty. It is tough but light (no hide-a-bed), making it not a pain in the ass to move around.
The couch itself is clad in awesome early-90s pastel fabric, featuring all the aquamarines and light pinks you can imagine. Despite this, we are vain creatures who have insisted on “hiding its shame” beneath a red slip cover. The slip cover is included, which gives you no less than two display options to suit the interior decorator within you. It’s like getting two couches for the price of one, except that it only takes up the space of one couch, and you can only use one couch at a time. So maybe, it’s nothing like getting two couches.
But still, it’s a pretty rad couch.
It is priced to sell at $40. We are located in downtown Berkeley, and while we are happy to help you carry the couch to the curb and into your transportation of choice, we cannot deliver it to your location.
We’re gonna sell the crap out of this couch.
