Man, I would have ruled the classroom if I had one of these in kindergarten.  Imagine the art projects you could whip together (as well as the desk-space you could defend) with a freaking quintuple-bladed scissors.

Man, I would have ruled the classroom if I had one of these in kindergarten. Imagine the art projects you could whip together (as well as the desk-space you could defend) with a freaking quintuple-bladed scissors.